roseriku:

ratherdielaughing:

thepercypottergames:

tomdefisting:

brucejennertalia:

niggerblog:

katyperrysgreatesttits:

androry:

This Katy Perry song is weird.

why did i listen to this whole thing

such a great valentines day song

why am I laughing so hard

what am i doing

lol why am i peeing

I relate to this song because I’m a bagger at a grocery store.

I AM A PLASTIC BAG.

heroin-visions:

larrystylinsonisrealasmyass:

breathingpale:

aturtlespace:

qelato:

anniecrestadair:

orangeninjadan:

hickitty:

clarkkftw:

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

I couldn’t ignore this - Just in case. I was not aware of this feature, and if it helps ANYONE, then it has served its purpose.

you simply just can not scroll past this no one gives a shit if it doesnt match your blog. hit the reblog button.

there should me more notes on this 

not my blog type but I don`t give a shit, and you shouldn`t either. If you see this, don`t just scroll past. 

heavenishellx3:

. | via Facebook na We Heart It http://weheartit.com/entry/64486825/via/Alex1836

ask-raven-the-fallen-angel:

blogasklunaalicia:

proud-cute-rebel:

askthedreamer:

thebiggestanimelover:

Here I am 32 followers over that

44 and i thought i was gonna get 3

Here i am 40

23 followers yay

127…i think i cant really see the followers number

No matter who you are what you’re about, I wub you ^^

askchangyandbliz:

thevillagercametotown:

ask-atd-dwhooves-and-sollux-pony:

xxstreetskullxx:

uroboros1:

summer4433:

flutterwhat:

puffballstuck:

askwerewolfmk:

djpinkie3:

:c

Puffball!Equius: D—-> Oh…ours has always been empty…like the hoofbeasts…

oh my god the notes on this post

this is like the post popular post i’ve ever created

Yea

Yeup

Indeed

Yes…

Sadly so. Q?

i have such a sad existence.

askthedreamer:

questionromanova:

sillyarms:

marththebland:

vagiqua:

Rule #1 of Tumblr:

you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash

david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.

Must reblog for that comment

That comment, my God.. 

omg so that’s what he look like

askdevsider:

mareepenandpaper:

perplexedfeline:

causticsouda:

izumikage:

brb laughing my ass off

the fuck is a texas bender

lasso

Water… Earth… Fire… Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when Texas attacked.

(( Water Tribe. ))

^^ Thanks!